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Ancient Proverb
Posted:Jul 21, 2018 2:13 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2018 7:37 pm

A pussy in the mouth is worth 10,000 pussies on Adult Dating.
My new definition of insanity
Posted:Jul 21, 2018 2:09 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2018 7:28 pm

Repeatedly logging on to this site and hoping for real sex.
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Abandon hope all ye who enter here
Posted:Jul 21, 2018 1:38 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2018 7:50 pm

Logon to this site might just as well be passage through the gates of hell.
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Getting tired of the Mistress blah blah blah scamsters
Posted:Jul 13, 2018 8:59 am
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2018 4:24 pm

Good grief! There isn't a day that goes by on this site without multiple incoming messages similar to the following, and this is the only type of message I ever seem to get. WTF!

"edujhdrt634: hello..?Are you looking for delicious PUSSY.? Sexpartner? and want to meet in person. are you interested to be a sub guy..and to have a Mistress like me to worship my delicious pussy? hit me if you interested..? Message me on my email mistresschantelle08 at google mail dot com. And so that i can send you some of my pics."

I gotta get off this site, but I keep holding out hope I'm going to finally hook up with somebody on here. Dumb!
Lame-ass dysfunctional conversations
Posted:Jul 12, 2018 5:14 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2018 4:12 pm

Well, as every guy has experienced on here, successful chats are typically about as successful as failure to start chat. The results are always the same: abysmal failures. Consider this lame conversation I just had: Names and places have been changed to protect the innocent, or guilty, or who the fuck knows.

Me: Hi 3:33 PM

Me: Tried several times to chat with you. Not sure if chat is not working or you are just ignoring. 3:34 PM

Me: Guess you are just ignoring me? 3:39 PM

Me: This is why it is so hard to take this site seriously. The women almost never respond. 3:44 PM

Her: Why do you say that? 3:45 PM

Me: I've tried to chat with you for several days with no reponse. 3:45 PM

Her: Sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. I am Karen. 3:49 PM

Me: You didn't offend me. It's just that you never responded. I know the women on here get many more messages than the guys, but it gets very frustrating. 3:50 PM

Her: I am sorry. What's your name? 3:51 PM

Me: I'm Paul. 3:52 PM

Me: I'm in XXXXX. 3:52 PM

Her: Nice to meet you paul. 3:52 PM

Her: I am in XXXXX 3:52 PM

Me: Nice to meet you too, Karen. Yes, I saw you were in XXXX. That's why I tried to chat. I'm looking for a female friend close by. 3:53 PM

Her: Are you married? Picture? 3:54 PM

Me: Yes, married. You? 3:54 PM

Me: I have pic on profile, but not face. 3:55 PM

Her: I cant get to the profile unless I sign up 3:56 PM

Her: Yes married 3:56 PM

Me: I am a standard member like you, but I can still see part of your profile. I just hover my mouse over your blank picture. 3:59 PM

Her: I am on my phone 3:59 PM

Me: Oh, it's harder to see partial profiles on phone. Better to use computer, I think. 4:00 PM

Me: You don't have any picture though, just a blank. 4:00 PM

Her: No I have to be discreet 4:02 PM

Her: I can exchange photos but I want to see you too 4:02 PM

Me: Well, I do too. However, I can host for the right person. Are you interested to meet for coffee or something? 4:03 PM

Her: Of course 4:03 PM

Me: Ok, are you around during the day at all? 4:04 PM

Me: Not sure if there is a delay in chat? 4:08 PM

Her: I am answering all my messages 4:09 PM

Me: Are you getting a lot? 4:10 PM

Her: Yes 4:11 PM

Me: Well, if you want to set up a meet, please let me know when is good for you. 4:13 PM

Her: Ok 4:15 PM

Me: Well, if you are not interested to set up something now, I guess I'm going to go. 4:20 PM

Her: Ok 4:21 PM

By the way: This is the portion of text from her profile that I can see as a standard member. It sure sounds like she is serious, right?

"I want to have clean, mutually satisfying fun. Oral sex is my favorite. I have been told I have an amazing tongue. Let's..."

So what is the consensus here folks?
She's not interested. Move on
She's always going to be bombarded with too many messages. You are doomed to failure. Move on.
Try again. Maybe next time will be different.
She's a hired fluffer and of course has no intention of meeting.
13 Comments , 18 votes
Is 61 too old for hard, deep fucking?
Posted:Jul 7, 2018 11:52 am
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2018 4:13 pm

Ok, so this is kind of a corollary to my previous poll question. So, the woman I was chatting with was 27 and I'm 61. I realize this is new information that could have affected the voting, but hey! I'm not a perfect pollster. Also, I'm married, and as one female blogger noted on some other blog, a woman likes to go into a relationship with as few restrictions as possible on the future possibilities. I'm bringing all this up because I've been on this site for quite a while now and I'm a bit mystified why I haven't been able to get ANYTHING going. I've selected some poll responses based on my fears and suspicions. Also, I've created an "Other" category which you could select and then also post your comment.
61? Ew! That's disgusting old man!
Married? Ew! You are a horrible person for being here!
27 is way too young for you. You should only contact people your own age.
61 and married is ok. Keep trying. The 1 millionth chat could be the charm.
13 Comments , 20 votes
Is 22 miles too far to go for hard, deep fucking?
Posted:Jul 6, 2018 6:46 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2018 4:04 pm

So chatting with somebody today and she says she wants some hard, deep fucking. I told her I did too! And, I offered to host at my place. So she asked me my location, which is 22 miles from her location, to which she replied "Kinda far." Then the chat "Kinda died."

Really? What does anybody else think?
Yes, 22 miles is too far to drive for hard, deep fucking.
No, 22 miles is not too far to drive for hard, deep fucking.
You've been blown off. Move on.
The whole conversation was a fake with a hired "fluffer."
31 Comments , 108 votes
Posted:Jul 6, 2018 6:15 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2018 4:25 pm

God Dammit I hate this fucking site! You spend so much time just trying to connect with anybody on here. Then , if you do connect, the conversation just suddenly ends without any indication. If nobody ever responds, you don't know if the chat is not working, or they just don't want to chat with you. If they don't want to chat, couldn't they at least say "Not Interested?" Same goes for a conversation that just ends. I doesn't seem to matter what your age is, or what your pics are, the site always seems to behave the same. That's why I don't even bother faking my age or pics as I did for experiment in the past. It doesn't fucking matter.

Why the hell would anybody pay money to be on here. I guess PT Barnum was right: A sucker is born every minute.
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Posted:Jun 30, 2018 1:49 pm
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2018 7:28 am

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